Let's write a story...

[crazzyry]

Rules: Only 3 words, must let 1 other person post before you can post again. (If you wish to write something not part of the story, do so in brackets)
I will start:

There was once.....

 

[Double Tap]

an ugly boy.

 

[crazzyry]

Who went on

 

[Firedoc]

a trip today

 

[crazzyry]

to find a

 

[dougandbugs]

woman for sale

 

[Firedoc]

but is she

 

[RogaineFoam]

Worth the money?

 

[crazzyry]

To determine if

 

[dougandbugs]

gender reassignment surgery

 

[Firedoc]

is needed or

 

[crazzyry]

would he have

 

[dougandbugs]

first consulted Buddha

 

[Double Tap]

But the Buddha...

 

[crazzyry]

said that she

 

[neonardo1]

already had surgery

 

[Double Tap]

Then Mr. Spock

 

[dougandbugs]

kissed Captain Kirk

 

[Firedoc]

on his pecker

 

[crazzyry]

and began to