Recent content by -bZ-TargetOne

Here is hoping that this is the case. ;)

Here is the best BF theme ever! Some forward thinking country should make this their epic national anthem!

Thank you! and Thank you! to @Coldkiller ;)

Who are you reporting? Gersonpanza Date of incident Jul 16, 2025 Which server were you on? BZ 1.5 Describe the incident Playing Rogue Transmission and was at D firing point blank at Gersonpanza who was in an LAV. Absolutely nothing registered a hit. Got out of my LAV and fired a SRAW...

Nice!

Vladimir Putin lives an extraordinarily long life before he dies and goes to Hell. Satan decides that since Putin was such a loyal follower in life that he'll give Putin a choice in how he spends eternity. He shows Putin a few options before showing him one more. Satan opens a door and there...

Shit, I've had a few games lately where my k/d was 10:1 or better. I'd be so fucking banned and I am not bragging here just making the point that I am categorically lame most of the time and if I qualify for a ban then pretty much fucking everyone else does too. :oops:

How do you assault a carrier when the damned things are always in the uncap?

Funny, I haven't tried spinning up BF3 in forever. In the past year I have had BF2 up and found an empty server running. Then I spun up BF Vietnam and that lets you use your own computer as a server which I did and two other guys joined me! :)

One of your scenes reminds me of an unexpected play I did in BF3. An LAV was supplying to a Tank that was repairing to the LAV and they were parked with a little bit of space between them. I drove my jihadi ATV between them, stepped back and detonated killing both of them. Funny, I kind of miss...

These are the same people who make the honest mistake of thinking that a railroad crossing is a legitimate place to park their car.

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The last time I hit the !rank command it told me that I was very rank and that it was time for a shower. The Banzore AI is pretty awesome if you ask me.