Recent content by -bZ-TargetOne

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    Formal Petition To Make This Song The Official BZ Anthem

    Here is the best BF theme ever! Some forward thinking country should make this their epic national anthem!
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    Servers Missing from Browsers

    Thank you! and Thank you! to @Coldkiller ;)
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    Complaint Handled Complaint from -bZ-TargetOne about player Gersonpanza

    Who are you reporting? Gersonpanza Date of incident Jul 16, 2025 Which server were you on? BZ 1.5 Describe the incident Playing Rogue Transmission and was at D firing point blank at Gersonpanza who was in an LAV. Absolutely nothing registered a hit. Got out of my LAV and fired a SRAW...
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    Last one to post...WINS!

    Nice!
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    My Collection of Russian Jokes

    Vladimir Putin lives an extraordinarily long life before he dies and goes to Hell. Satan decides that since Putin was such a loyal follower in life that he'll give Putin a choice in how he spends eternity. He shows Putin a few options before showing him one more. Satan opens a door and there...
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    Please install a K/D limition plugin

    Shit, I've had a few games lately where my k/d was 10:1 or better. I'd be so fucking banned and I am not bragging here just making the point that I am categorically lame most of the time and if I qualify for a ban then pretty much fucking everyone else does too. :oops:
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    CARRIER ASSAULT MEDAL

    How do you assault a carrier when the damned things are always in the uncap?
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    Shenanigans

    Funny, I haven't tried spinning up BF3 in forever. In the past year I have had BF2 up and found an empty server running. Then I spun up BF Vietnam and that lets you use your own computer as a server which I did and two other guys joined me! :)
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    Hola, Firedoc, were you just now trying to reach me in-game? Said something about being...

    Hola, Firedoc, were you just now trying to reach me in-game? Said something about being pathetic? I probably am pathetic. Just getting over prostate surgery from Tuesday and am gorked out on pain pills.
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    Shenanigans

    One of your scenes reminds me of an unexpected play I did in BF3. An LAV was supplying to a Tank that was repairing to the LAV and they were parked with a little bit of space between them. I drove my jihadi ATV between them, stepped back and detonated killing both of them. Funny, I kind of miss...
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    Rules on provocative uncap engagement?

    These are the same people who make the honest mistake of thinking that a railroad crossing is a legitimate place to park their car.
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    rank command

    The last time I hit the !rank command it told me that I was very rank and that it was time for a shower. The Banzore AI is pretty awesome if you ask me.
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