Recent content by The0bamessiah

Man I wish I could read Slavic moon runes.

" I'm Ryan Seacrest's disembodied virtual consciousness and here we are at the 2104 Olympic Games in Tijuana and winning the gold medal in synchronized twerking is The Cyberdemocratic Republic of Best Korea. There's the holographic robot containing Kim Kardashian's uploaded consciousness placing...

The off-rhyme of "chaw" and "stall" is really clever for an AI. I hate how modern country music is so formulaic that this sounds exactly like something that I can imagine coming out of some of the clubs here on Broadway in Nashville.

Grief every infraction. End reporting.

Why is Scarlett in Hell though? Is that the cost of signing onto a Marvel movie?

I have not donated but I, for one, would have no problem with Neo going on vacation with my donation funds as long as he promises to share pics of the ladyboy feet he encounters during his thoroughly well-spent time in Thailand's red light districts.

You know what we now have to do. Spam Tianmen Square into all chat.

BZ2 > BZ1 You're right about the ping in the large map. It's still annoying though.

I thought they could only see the squad leaders? It's been a while since I played commander.

You have clearly never used the commander app on an iPad and teamkilled half your team with a cruise missile while giggling your ass off on the toilet.

The new one has a better k/d. Keep that one.

Says the guy with a consistently higher ping. ;)

tl;dr : "No, I'm trolling you!"

Who the fuck is baking tacos?

It's trolling, dude. It's just to get a rise out of you. Don't take it so seriously because they most certainly are not taking it that seriously. Edit : I didn't see the responses to your essay. This is some trolling on top of trolling. I approve.