How to farm in the attack heli in 3 easy steps:
1. Heat up some Chef Boyardee ravioli.
2. Ask @Bad_at_infantry if he's online.
3. Eat the ravioli with one hand while clicking at white dots with the other.
Result:
(Your mileage may vary)
Someone who spends more time acting as a hall monitor / rent-a-cop than playing the game is calling someone else a fat ass?
Irony
I bet you'd call 911 to report someone going 1 km/h over the speed limit.