Search results

I will bring the Wesson oil this time. 6 gallons enough you all think?

Sounds like one of those 'lady" things.

Hey !

- Mummy, can I wear a bra now that I'm sixteen? - No, Elcorbu.

Conversation in the immigration office at airport in the US: - Your name, Sir. - Bakshish Abdul - Sex - Three times a day... - I mean male or female? - Doesn't matter...

Good question Brad. I didn't try to get back in, so unknown.

Inside the amtrac as a gunner, heading south towards the bravo flag.

Thanks for the comment. Shakespeare, the King James Version of the Bible, are Modern English. As opposed to olde English. I think you meant to say "a more modern definition" of "where for art thou".

A couple people were complaining they were kicked because they were in a restricted area. Then I got kicked as well for the same thing. Metro/Pearl/Lockers server. The Map was Pearl. This was the message: Game disconnected: you were kicked by FairFight. Stated reason: Restricted Area!

This was part of the herding cats episode I just went through on All Maps. People base raping and violating the reporting system. I was flying the chopper directly over the uncap to see who was shooting that way. I was killed and the game told me it was MTHRFCKINVTRN who killed me. So, I...

Just for the record... I was playing the All Maps Server just now .... Caspian Border. It was very one sided and the dominant team was constantly base raping the uncap, shooting at aircraft on the ground. It was embarrassing as I was attempting to site the rules against, but they sensed my...

Thanks Billy.

I pay about $70 for 25 down 3 up. I thought that was high until I saw some of your posts. We have only had the coax internet from a company called Commzoom since the beginning of the year. Before that we had a WISP (Wireless Internet Service Provider) called RockSolid and it was neither. Had...

You have dish internet? Or just dish TV? I heard satty internet was really bad for gaming. Because the signal has to travel thousands of miles.

Hey welcome. Don't bend over to pick up the soap, though.

Buying a car is one of the few remaining ways you can negotiate trading with someone. Can you imagine going into McDonald's and asking "what kind of a discount can I get?" Or, "I don't want the extended warranty on my Big Mac"?

I've taken a couple of dumps that look just like that after some Cajun food.

Islands in the stream, that is what we are. no one in between or you will have to pay rent as it's small bed.

So talented. I took the trash out last night.