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  1. -bZ-TargetOne

    This is for you Beagle (read,watch, and learn)

    For the best lulz put three land mines right behind an enemy tank and then set them off with a grenade. The victim only sees that you killed him with a grenade and then his head is spun for the rest of the round complaining about how you 'cheated'. :cool:
  2. -bZ-TargetOne

    Not all BZ servers available? EA's fault?

    This is a sound policy says the man who lost his LongTrang1 account because the fuckwits at EA can't find their asses with both hands. Also, and for a good reason, if you're going to blame EA then don't forget to blame India where EA's useless peckerheaded support center is located.
  3. -bZ-TargetOne

    This is for you Beagle (read,watch, and learn)

    I'll cuddle you AND buy the pizza! ;)
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    Frens Gameplay

    Howie! How the fuck are ya?
  5. -bZ-TargetOne

    This is for you Beagle (read,watch, and learn)

    No, you're not. You likely have PTSD from filling out a goddam report for every last fucking round you fired at the range without direct permission from that coughsucking pussy you people have for a PM. Not that I have any strong opinions about that, mind you. ;)
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    This is for you Beagle (read,watch, and learn)

    If the AA is "hoarded" in the uncap (perfectly allowable btw) then if it is killing infantry then those infantry are base raping anyway. Fire away! And if the AA is in the uncap then so fucking what? Go play your own game.
  7. -bZ-TargetOne

    This is for you Beagle (read,watch, and learn)

    If more people would just play their own game we'd have a lot less drama. Just saying.
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    Complaint Handled Complaint from -bZ-TargetOne about player SaltyNiggle

    That's my concern right there. Thanks for being aware of it. ;)
  9. -bZ-TargetOne

    This is for you Beagle (read,watch, and learn)

    This is for the folks you're complaining about here...
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    Complaint Handled Complaint from -bZ-TargetOne about player SaltyNiggle

    Who are you reporting? SaltyNiggle Date of incident Jan 22, 2025 Which server were you on? BZ1 Describe the incident The dude's name. That's all.
  11. -bZ-TargetOne

    This is for you Beagle (read,watch, and learn)

    Oh yeah, our games sometimes were played over weeks. Afrika Corps was especially long. My strategy in Afrika Corps was to send one weak unit into the desert. It was utterly pointless from the POV of the other side and they mocked me for it - which I loudly objected to and which encouraged them...
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    This is for you Beagle (read,watch, and learn)

    I tend to use the assist feature when the other guys are down to no flags and taking hits in their uncap. I love a lost cause! True story: I got that way playing Risk in high school circa 1980. The afternoon game club was populated by snotty little faggot types who thought they were smarter...
  13. -bZ-TargetOne

    My Collection of Russian Jokes

    Because his cell leader at the Antifa meeting told him to.
  14. -bZ-TargetOne

    Fluffy, you really shouldn't swear.

    Sounds like...
  15. -bZ-TargetOne

    Figured it was time

    Be sure to leave a "Like" on the comments so you can get your name out there. ;)
  16. -bZ-TargetOne

    Has anyone played the new ARMA?

    Early in the current phase of the Russian war to conquer Ukraine the Russians tried passing off a lot of ARMA screen captures as real action. I'll say that some of it was pretty damned good, too.
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    Figured it was time

    @Brazenowl2581 What Mobius said is sound advice. Also, it's good to be active on the BZ Discord channel and the forums. Just me, but I recommend reading the ban appeals and complaints to get a better idea of the general culture of BZ.
  18. -bZ-TargetOne

    I quit

    It just means you're in the game. ;)
  19. -bZ-TargetOne

    Gt blocked by my friend SteelBalls and I dont even dont why !!

    Been there too. Just be sure to reach out when things get dark. ;)
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