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    Complaint Handled Complaint from -bZ-TargetOne about player Jonatanberga

    Who are you reporting? Jonatanberga Date of incident Jun 27, 2025 Which server were you on? BZ 1.5 Describe the incident Saw some people complain in chat that Jonatenberga was 'invisible' and saw a BUNCH of reports that Jonatenberga had knifed people - waaaaay out of the norm for...
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    Complaint Handled Complaint from -bZ-TargetOne about player Sebo877

    Who are you reporting? Sebo877 Date of incident Jun 13, 2025 Which server were you on? BZ1 Describe the incident For the second time in about a week Sebo877 is griefing me over how I play and at the end of the video you can see the deliberate TK as I was repairing. At the outset when he...
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    Complaint Handled Complaint from -bZ-TargetOne about player Sebo877

    Who are you reporting? Sebo877 Date of incident Jun 6, 2025 Which server were you on? BZ1 Describe the incident Moron teamkills me TWICE because I won't play the way he wants me to and then tries to TK me a third time and I guess he ran out of ammo. I wasn't recording the first two...
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    "It seems to me that the BZ staff has sunk to the lowest level."

    I saw this comment in a ban appeal and I had to wonder: What is the lowest level? :oops: I (sort of) remember one time being fall-down drunk and getting my ass kicked and then having said ass kicked out of a bar in Olongapo. I remember laying there in the rain and in the mud which stunk of shit...
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    A caution about Discord's new in-game overlay...

    Here's the new overlay being announced for Discord: My caution is that for some users this may get you zotted by Punk Buster. IOW I would wait for some poor shit to test it out and see how it goes. If it doesn't work then he'll be along to file a ban appeal about it. Give it a week or so is...
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    Popular Ban Appeal Excuses

    Over the years of reading the ban appeals I have noticed that there's a few of them that come up rather frequently and I figured it was time to start a list for easy reference for those folks who have trouble coming up with a decent reason why they can't abide the few simple rules on BZ: 1. My...
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    Complaint Handled Complaint from -bZ-TargetOne about player SaltyNiggle

    Who are you reporting? SaltyNiggle Date of incident Jan 22, 2025 Which server were you on? BZ1 Describe the incident The dude's name. That's all.
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    Complaint from -bZ-TargetOne about player Justin Trudeau

    Who are you reporting? Justin Trudeau Date of incident Jan 6, 2025 Which server were you on? BZ1 Describe the incident Justin was demanding we all be much more sensitive towards pussies like himself. I suggested he resign his job and go fuck himself.
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    Complaint Handled Complaint from -bZ-TargetOne about player Majskii - repeated griefing and teamkilling

    Who are you reporting? Majskii - repeated griefing and teamkilling Date of incident Jan 4, 2025 Which server were you on? About 10:20AM Pacific time on BZ1 Describe the incident The team was asking for someone to take the AA and use it against aircraft. I spawned into the AA and...
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    Merry Christmas 2024!

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    Well, this is a new one for me.

    On Saturday I was on BZ1 minding my own effin' business and the power went out for my neighborhood. When the power came back on I tried to get on and EA said my credentials were not valid. Fine. I didn't have time to mess with it on Saturday so here I am today and now EA says my account doesn't...
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    AI is going to kill my side hustle

    I do photography on the side and one of the gigs that has been steady money for me for a few years now is ending because of AI. One of my clients wanted a cover illustration for a young Christian woman's story set in the 1940's. If I were doing this it would be a $2,000 to $3,000 gig including...
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    Complaint Handled Complaint from -bZ-LongTrang1 about player JoeGarridoKnigth

    Who are you reporting? JoeGarridoKnigth Date of incident Jul 31, 2024 Which server were you on? BZ1 Describe the incident Guy TK'd me three times. First was not on video. Second one he redlined me to tk me. Third time he straight up tk'd me in base. Other players were complaining too. I...
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    Microsoft Windows widespread BSOD today 19 July 2024

    The nice people at CrowdStrike are taking it in the shorts for possibly causing a widespread BSOD and Windows outage worldwide. Go to any news site for more info on how massively fucked up this is. Supposedly a CrowdStrike driver file is bad and it got sent out with an update. A minority of...
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    CplTunnelSyndrome is a douchebag

    Just got done playing a round of Lancang Dam on BZ1 and CplTunnelSyndrome was griefing me and teamkilling me and why? Because I was in the AA and killing off the enemy aircraft from the uncap. Which is allowed. And I would have killed more of them were it not for him going full retard and...
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    My Collection of Russian Jokes

    Figured we needed a little levity! Enjoy! ********** Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behavior. So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender: -Is Crimea ours? -Yes, it is. -And the Donbas? -Also ours. -And Kyiv...
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    Ylohx - way too good for no haxx

    He's on BZ1 right now and he's waaaaaay too good and I never say shit like this. Totally psychic, sees through walls, etc. 107/3 kd in the round that's playing right now.
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    Did you get banned? Here's a song for you!

    Something for you to listen to while your appeal gets handled by The Lords of BanZore™ :)
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    Microsoft Copilot

    The dear folks at Microsoft decided to roll out their AI called Copilot. It will fuck up your computer in multiple ways. 1. It increases your boot time as it loads itself into RAM. 2. It fucking dominates your RAM. 3. The goddamned thing even uses the free RAM in your video card. You...
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    A 'wolfsangel' is not a Nazi symbol

    My good friend @Covert8645 recently posted about the Eastern European Wolfsangel and the mistaken belief that this ancient symbol is a Nazi symbol. While the Nazis did indeed use the symbol, just like the swastika both symbols predate the advent of the Nazi Party by some thousands of years...
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