And Then The Fight started....

Bon3z

Bon3z

This reminds me of a certain bZ fella...lol

1. My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

"What's on TV?" she asked.

"Dust," I said ...

And then the fight started.

2. My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."

I bought her bathroom scales...

And then the fight started...

3. I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?" ...

And then the fight started....
 
I tried to game......

And then the fight started
 
I unzipped and flopped it in her face....

And then the fight started.
 
I said "Do you smell that honey?"

she said "no...."

I said "Me neither....Where's my DINNA????"

and then the fight started....
 
She asked if she looked fat in those pants .

I said don't worry it's not the only pair.

Then ... The fight started

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