Now that was a post you sir win post of the day ding ding ding!
If I had a tree trunk for cock I would most definitely knock shit over all the time, but unfortunately I'm stuck only knocking things like legos and matchmatchsticks.
As for cr8z and Jackson that's not surprising I've seen them do worse
Btw tell me when you buy that for solid maybe we can get a 2fer the price of one!