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OMG!!!!

I had to show my wife. I told her that she would probably do this if she took ambien.
 
She has a prescription since she had chronic sleep issues.  I think in college, she had gone 2 or 3 days without being able to sleep and went completely insane.

If you don't try to sleep right away, you start getting some serious hallucinations.
 
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[SIZE=22pt]A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that
She is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my ass coming into work today."
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