Favorite inspirational quotes from History or Banzore Chat

[FunkyForReal]

I’ll start out.

„This game was very easy for me to win.“ - Joseph_hpespoj

“Sermo datur cunctis; animi sapientia paucis“ -Disticha Moralia

Speech is given to many; intelligence is given to a few.

 

[Sabretooth-Ninja]

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

Chase two rabbits and you lose them both.

I am because we are.

If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.

And probably a bunch of shit from Winston Churchill.

 

[Sabretooth-Ninja]

Oh, and this absolute doosie:

 

[Koshmenk]

«humanity biscuits > animal crackers» Sabretooth-Ninja
«in a gentle way, you fan shake the world» M. Gandhi
^^^ specially me when my team isnt’t pushing

 

[Howiemandel01]

Howiemandel01 "you fucken people suck at this game"

 

[Sabretooth-Ninja]

From my homeboy Diogenes:

In a rich man's house, there is no where to spit but his face.

 

[Sabretooth-Ninja]

Sun Tzu:

Win first, then go to battle.

 

[Howiemandel01]

Funky .. "welcome to your first game of locker team"

 

[LordTomBrady]

The field mouse is fast, but the owl sees at night.

 

[Blivot3]

“you are single handily, ruining the community of this server” -Howiemandel01 circa 2023

 

[xBlastFTPastx]

My favourite quote of all time is:

“I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.” - Umberto Eco

But my second favourite is for sure:

“She got a big booty so I call her big booty” - 2 Chainz

 

[FunkyForReal]

The field mouse is fast, but the owl sees at night.

“I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully… now watch this drive” - G.W. Bush

 

[No1YeeTer818]

YEET

 

[Covert8645]

"Excellence doesn't just happen, it must be forged, tested, and used. It must be passed down and woven into the very fabric of our souls until it becomes our nature." -General Charles C. Krulak.

 

[Covert8645]

And... of course...

"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet." -General Mattis.

 

[No1YeeTer818]

TOO YEET OR NOT TOO YEET?

LOL

I crack myself up.

 

[Materialist]

“Stop sending people to kill me. We’ve already captured five of them, one of them with a bomb and another with a rifle. (…) If you don’t stop sending killers, I’ll send one to Moscow, and I won’t have to send a second.” - Josip Broz Tito to Joseph Stalin, 1948

 

[-bZ-CrossEyedPilot]

« Hey assholes, spot and laze ffs » - by JTF2-V3_0

 

[ohthehumanity]

"this fucking maggot ... " - ohthehumanity

 

[UnoDosi]

"It's not a war crime if it's the first time" -mandatoryfunday

That said, one of my favorite historical writings is that of General William Sherman to the Mayor of Atlanta during the Civil war. It is well worth the read.

Letter of William T. Sherman to James M. Calhoun, E.E. Rawson, and S.C. Wells, September 12, 1864 · Civil War Era NC