ARKANSAS FERTILITY
Q: WHY ARE THERE NO FERTILITY CLINICS IN ARKANSAS?
A: SOONER OR LATER, THEY FIND A POTENT COUSIN
ASHES TO ASHES
A MAN DIES, AND HIS WIFE GETS HIM CREMATED. SHE TAKES THE ASHES HOME AND STARTS TALKING TO THEM.
"YOU KNOW THAT FUR COAT YOU PROMISED ME? I BOUGHT IT WITH THE INSURANCE MONEY. YOU KNOW THE NEW CAR YOU PROMISED ME? I BOUGHT IT WITH THE INSURANCE MONEY."
THEN SHE WHISPERS, "YOU KNOW THAT BLOW JOB I PROMISED YOU? WELL, HERE IT COMES."
BRAVERY
WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF BRAVERY?
A MAN WITH DIARRHEA CHANCING A FART!
Q: WHY ARE THERE NO FERTILITY CLINICS IN ARKANSAS?
A: SOONER OR LATER, THEY FIND A POTENT COUSIN
ASHES TO ASHES
A MAN DIES, AND HIS WIFE GETS HIM CREMATED. SHE TAKES THE ASHES HOME AND STARTS TALKING TO THEM.
"YOU KNOW THAT FUR COAT YOU PROMISED ME? I BOUGHT IT WITH THE INSURANCE MONEY. YOU KNOW THE NEW CAR YOU PROMISED ME? I BOUGHT IT WITH THE INSURANCE MONEY."
THEN SHE WHISPERS, "YOU KNOW THAT BLOW JOB I PROMISED YOU? WELL, HERE IT COMES."
BRAVERY
WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF BRAVERY?
A MAN WITH DIARRHEA CHANCING A FART!
Last edited by a moderator:
