[SIZE=13.5pt]I was standing at the bar in a Vancouver Pub and this little Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.
I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]He says "No, why the fruck you ask me dat? Is it coz I Chinee?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little prick."[/SIZE]
I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]He says "No, why the fruck you ask me dat? Is it coz I Chinee?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little prick."[/SIZE]
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