GUNS

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bon3z, Dec 24, 2010.

  1. Bon3z

    Bon3z New Member

    Kinda thought of Cuba when i read this.........

    A guy makes a rolling stop at a stop sign, and gets pulled over by a local policeman.

    The guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

    "Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"

    "Yes, I am."

    "Well then, better tell me what you got."

    Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket.

    There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."

    "Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

    "Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

    "Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"

    "Nope."

    "Well then, what are you afraid of....?"

    "Not a fuckin thing..."

    And that sir, is why I also love guns. :D
     
  2. Wiz

    Wiz Active Member

  3. HILLBILLY

    HILLBILLY FORUM BAD ASS Private

    That's what im talkin bout
     
  4. Cuba

    Cuba BEAST MODE

    fuck yes!
     
  5. MoriLotus

    MoriLotus New Member Private

    Lol

    +2 points
     
  6. HILLBILLY

    HILLBILLY FORUM BAD ASS Private

    The state of Wisconsin has gone an entire deer hunting season without

    someone getting killed. There were over 600,000 hunters.

    Allow me to restate that number. Over the last two months, the eighth

    largest army in the world - more men under arms than Iran ; more than France

    and Germany combined - deployed to the woods of a single American state to

    help keep the deer menace at bay.

    But that pales in comparison to the 750,000 who are in the woods of

    Pennsylvania this week. Michigan 's 700,000 hunters have now returned home.

    Toss in a quarter million hunters in West Virginia , and it is literally the

    case that the hunters of those four states alone would comprise the largest

    army in the world.

    The point? America will forever be safe from foreign invasion with that kind

    of home-grown firepower.

    Hunting -- it's not just a way to fill the freezer. It's a matter of

    national security.
     
  7. YoshiBishi

    YoshiBishi -bZ- Code Monkey Staff Member Lieutenant

    I thought we just like to shoot and kill shit. I frequently go out and ninja people with my ninja swords.
     
  8. Cuba

    Cuba BEAST MODE

    to be fair... nobody wants to invade Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Michigan or for god's sakes West Virginia!
     
  9. Billybong

    Billybong Well-Known Member Staff Member General of BanZore Donator

    STFU!!!!!

    Guns don't make you stronger...they just kill from a farther distance much better!!!

    get some nuclear shit!!!!!
     
  10. sicariatus

    sicariatus Member Private 1st Class

    lololol
     
  11. Wiz

    Wiz Active Member

    What about the Patriot act they want to have th epower to take ur guns man
     
  12. AGirl

    AGirl Member Private 1st Class

    <3 guns

    I only has one though :cry:
     
  13. Billybong

    Billybong Well-Known Member Staff Member General of BanZore Donator

    30 round Clips for the WINZORE IN ARIZONA!!!!!!!!
     
  14. Cuba

    Cuba BEAST MODE

    all ya need is one
     
  15. BIGWILL

    BIGWILL Well-Known Member Corporal Donator

    Can I ride that ride???
     

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