important lecture

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  1. HILLBILLY

    HILLBILLY FORUM BAD ASS Private

    Dead cow lecture at vet school

    First-year students at the Vet School were attending their first anatomy

    class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table

    with the body covered with a white sheet.

    The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine

    it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: the first

    is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body". For

    an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the

    butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go

    ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

    The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually

    took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on

    it.

    When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "the

    second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle

    finger and sucked on my index finger Now learn to pay attention. Life's

    tough, but it's even tougher if you're stupid.."
     
  2. CR8Z

    CR8Z Bald fat guy. Corporal Donator

    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
     
  3. BIGWILL

    BIGWILL Well-Known Member Corporal Donator

    lol i know people like that
     
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    Slingblade New Member

     
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  6. Cuba

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