Itchy Balls

It's not possible to itchy balls, but it is possible to have itchy sack. There are only two way to scratch your sack: (1) rolling it between thumb and index finger and (2) stretching it until it looks like a bat wing and then fingernail action.
 
Don't forget Icy Hot
 
I had a few drinks and thought of some more:

Lava

Those leaves Wood Man would throw at you in Mega Man 2

My wife
When I asked you what you wanted for Christmas and you told me you wanted a divorce. I've forwarded your contact details to a local lawyer. They will be calling you shortly.
 
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