Q: What’s the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
A: Pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.
Q: A girl came home from a date. Her mother had waited up for her, and when the girl walked in the door, the mother noticed she had rice in her hair. “Sally,” she said, “you didn’t tell me you were going to a wedding.” “I didn’t mom,” Sally replied.
A: “I was giving a bl@wjob to a Chinese guy and he threw up on me.”
Q: A man walks into the bar and sees a sign:
Handjob: $5
Cheese sandwich: $2
He walks over to the bartender, a big boobied blonde, and asks,
“Are you the one giving out handjobs?”
“Why yes I am!”, she replied, smiling and sticking out her chest.
“Okay,” he said.
A: “Now wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich!”
A: Pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.
Q: A girl came home from a date. Her mother had waited up for her, and when the girl walked in the door, the mother noticed she had rice in her hair. “Sally,” she said, “you didn’t tell me you were going to a wedding.” “I didn’t mom,” Sally replied.
A: “I was giving a bl@wjob to a Chinese guy and he threw up on me.”
Q: A man walks into the bar and sees a sign:
Handjob: $5
Cheese sandwich: $2
He walks over to the bartender, a big boobied blonde, and asks,
“Are you the one giving out handjobs?”
“Why yes I am!”, she replied, smiling and sticking out her chest.
“Okay,” he said.
A: “Now wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich!”
