MVP Guide to AA Tanking

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Do you remember the canister shell in BF3? Shit was a beast, one hit hill on attack chopper, obliterated infantry. Got mega nerfed in BF4.

I loved BF3 except for the fact the sniper could not go prone. My favorite map was Heavy Metal. When you'd be in the tank and you'd leave the US base there was a bit of a hill to go up and when I'd do that I usually let off a round or two. Just for lulz.

Then one time I killed the enemy attack heli as it was leaving their base at the start of a round! Three kilometers away!! Luckiest damn shot I ever made!
 
You're gonna shit a brick when I tell you that Heavy Metal was my favorite map, but also, it was a map in Bad Company 2, not BF3 lol
I thought my Alzheimer's was kicking when Trang said no prone in BF3. I almost spit out my Cialis. I just knew he was talking about Bad Company.

Okay time to fall asleep in the recliner (but not before a couple cum jokes and telling the boys about my day in game chat @KilledMyBrother).
 
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