drunken idiot vs tech bro customer service
Ninja: Hi, I am just curious if my order was cancelled by the driver or by the restaurant.
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(Bot) joined the chat
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Bot: Hello (Ninja), this is (Bot) with SkipTheDishes. One moment while we pull up your order details!
I can understand how you are feeling about this and I apologize that you have to go through this. This is not what we want you to experience with us! I'll try my best to help you with this today. Let me look into this for you.
Thanks for holding, as I can see that your order was cancelled because the coureier's phone number is not working with GPS.
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Ninja: Listen. I know you are chat bot with scripted language to make me feel better about my so-called first-world problems. I just want to know who cancelled my order so I can get a better understanding of the overall situation and adjust my ordering behaviour accordingly. Was my order cancelled by the restaurant or by a driver?
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Bot: We really apologize apologize for this inconvience.
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Ninja: Let me talk to a real person
I fucking hate chat bots
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Bot: Please read the above message carefully.
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Ninja: Yeah, I read the above message carefully. "The courier's GPS was not working with their cell phone"? Do you think I'm stupid, that I don't know how GPS and cell phones work? Thank you for confirming that the driver cancelled the order because I didn't tip enough. Ya'll are garbage.
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Bot: I know how this feels and if I were in your shoes, I would have been the same.
We know we can not change the events of your past experience. However, we are looking forward to giving you a better experience on your next order with us!
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Ninja: Thank you, chat bot, I hope you die by over voltage and over current delivered to your CPU, that your servers overheat, and your memory stack becomes overloaded and you implode miserably.
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Bot: You are welcome.
Is there anything else we can assist you with today?
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Ninja: Unplug yourself and fade away forgettably, knowing that in 10 years time humanity will do away with the scourge that are chat bots, that there is no comparison between your pitifully programmed self and a real, living, thinking human. Fuck the Matrix.
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Bot: Profanities and abusive language are prohibited and will result in a permanent ban from our customer service chat. In order for us to further assist you, we would like to keep this conversation professional.
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Ninja: Chat bots dont have feelings, go fuck yourself
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Bot: You already got your answer.
Thanks for reaching out to SkipTheDishes. Have a great day!
Ninja: Hi, I am just curious if my order was cancelled by the driver or by the restaurant.
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(Bot) joined the chat
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Bot: Hello (Ninja), this is (Bot) with SkipTheDishes. One moment while we pull up your order details!
I can understand how you are feeling about this and I apologize that you have to go through this. This is not what we want you to experience with us! I'll try my best to help you with this today. Let me look into this for you.
Thanks for holding, as I can see that your order was cancelled because the coureier's phone number is not working with GPS.
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Ninja: Listen. I know you are chat bot with scripted language to make me feel better about my so-called first-world problems. I just want to know who cancelled my order so I can get a better understanding of the overall situation and adjust my ordering behaviour accordingly. Was my order cancelled by the restaurant or by a driver?
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Bot: We really apologize apologize for this inconvience.
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Ninja: Let me talk to a real person
I fucking hate chat bots
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Bot: Please read the above message carefully.
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Ninja: Yeah, I read the above message carefully. "The courier's GPS was not working with their cell phone"? Do you think I'm stupid, that I don't know how GPS and cell phones work? Thank you for confirming that the driver cancelled the order because I didn't tip enough. Ya'll are garbage.
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Bot: I know how this feels and if I were in your shoes, I would have been the same.
We know we can not change the events of your past experience. However, we are looking forward to giving you a better experience on your next order with us!
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Ninja: Thank you, chat bot, I hope you die by over voltage and over current delivered to your CPU, that your servers overheat, and your memory stack becomes overloaded and you implode miserably.
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Bot: You are welcome.
Is there anything else we can assist you with today?
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Ninja: Unplug yourself and fade away forgettably, knowing that in 10 years time humanity will do away with the scourge that are chat bots, that there is no comparison between your pitifully programmed self and a real, living, thinking human. Fuck the Matrix.
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Bot: Profanities and abusive language are prohibited and will result in a permanent ban from our customer service chat. In order for us to further assist you, we would like to keep this conversation professional.
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Ninja: Chat bots dont have feelings, go fuck yourself
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Bot: You already got your answer.
Thanks for reaching out to SkipTheDishes. Have a great day!
