http://www.cleverbot.com/
ask it stuff
i did Cleverbot: Where did I go?
User: On your hands and knees to get fucked by me.
Cleverbot: What were you doing up there?
User: Being your god.
Cleverbot: That's great! It's raining out, want to come over?
User: Can I fuck you in the ass.
Cleverbot: I would like that.
Cleverbot: I'm not a machine.
User: Are you a penis.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
ask it stuff
i did Cleverbot: Where did I go?
User: On your hands and knees to get fucked by me.
Cleverbot: What were you doing up there?
User: Being your god.
Cleverbot: That's great! It's raining out, want to come over?
User: Can I fuck you in the ass.
Cleverbot: I would like that.
Cleverbot: I'm not a machine.
User: Are you a penis.
Cleverbot: No I am not.