poor ken

[vetusvir]

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. 

He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" 

The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?

We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $500.00". 

The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $500.00 and the others only $19.95?" 

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.

 

[Dots]

lmao

 

[CR8Z]

Sounds like Ken got off light.

 

[Kratos]

Dam at least she left him the dog, Divorced Brat would have taken his stash, bong, rolling paper, the cool blue pipe his 24 inch rims 2 of his friends and did I mention his stash

 

[-bZ-wakuritz]

I consider myself blessed. 

I got the house, kids, better of 2 vehicles, all the shit in the house, and the dogs.

She got 1/2 my 401k, 1/2 the principle paid on the home and no child support.

 

[CR8Z]

Wow! You also apparently had an attorney while she shot up in the corner!