poor monkey

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HILLBILLY, Dec 4, 2010.

  1. HILLBILLY

    HILLBILLY FORUM BAD ASS Private

    A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while

    he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs

    someOlives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats

    Them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls,

    Sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it

    Whole.

    The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"

    The guy says "No, what?"

    He just ate the cue ball off my pool table! He swallowed it whole!"

    "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "He eats everything in

    Sight, the little bastard. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."

    He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate,

    Then leaves.

    Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He

    Orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

    While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry

    On the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out, and eats it.

    Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his ass, pulls it

    Out, and eats it.

    The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" He

    Asks.

    "No, what?" replies the guy.

    "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his ass, pulled them

    Out, and ate em!" said the bartender.

    "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats

    everythingIn sight, but ever since he had to shit out that cue ball, he measures

    Everything first."
     
  2. Slingblade

    Slingblade New Member

    Now dats funny :lol:
     
  3. jojo

    jojo New Member Private

    lol 8O
     
  4. Cuba

    Cuba BEAST MODE

    pow!

    awesomeness!
     
  5. CR8Z

    CR8Z Bald fat guy. Corporal Donator

    lol
     
  6. BIGWILL

    BIGWILL Well-Known Member Corporal Donator

    can i get a shorter version?
     
  7. HILLBILLY

    HILLBILLY FORUM BAD ASS Private

    monkey shits out a cue ball , get hurt , no more eat big things :lol:
     
  8. Cuba

    Cuba BEAST MODE

    that just happened!
     
  9. HILLBILLY

    HILLBILLY FORUM BAD ASS Private

    can someone fix ts now ?
     
  10. Slingblade

    Slingblade New Member

    its worth reedin
     
  11. YoshiBishi

    YoshiBishi -bZ- Code Monkey Staff Member Lieutenant

    Whew, thought the monkey was going to eat Sling's dick because that monkey "measured" sling's dick.
     
  12. Slingblade

    Slingblade New Member

    no shit I cant believe I missed this last nite lmao damn it
     

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