Rejected Hallmark Cards

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by vetusvir, Aug 25, 2010.

  1. vetusvir

    vetusvir -bZ- CubaLike Forums Whore! Corporal

    "Looking back over the years that we've been together,

    I can't help but wonder:...

    -- What was I thinking?"

    "Congratulations on your wedding day!...

    -- Too bad no one likes your wife."

    "How could two people as beautiful as you....

    -- have such an ugly baby?"

    "I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love...

    -- After having met you, I've changed my mind."

    "I must admit, you brought Religion in my life...

    -- I never believed in Hell until I met you."

    "As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...

    -- that you're not here to ruin it for me."

    "As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me...

    -- Like the need for therapy."

    "Thanks for being a part of my life!!!...

    -- I never knew what evil was before this!"

    "Before you go,...

    I would like you to take this knife out of my back.

    -- You'll probably need it again."

    "Someday I hope to get married...

    -- but not to you."

    "You look great for your age...

    -- Almost Lifelike!"

    "When we were together, you always said you'd die for me...

    -- Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your

    promise."

    "I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best

    friend...

    -- So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys."

    "We have been friends for a very long time...

    -- What do you say we call it quits?"

    "I'm so miserable without you...

    -- It's almost like you're here."

    "Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...

    -- Did you ever find out who the father was?"

    "You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and

    there was only one life jacket...

    -- I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."
     

Share This Page