Firedoc
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99% AI detection. https://app.gptzero.me/So, it has come to my attention, through repeated and highly consistent, one might even say 'predictable', instances, that your preferred method of engaging with any form of communication that extends beyond, shall we say, a fleeting glance, is to simply issue forth the well-known, indeed, universally recognized, acronym: 'tldr'. This is, of course, a fascinating linguistic phenomenon, particularly when applied indiscriminately, as it so often appears to be, across the spectrum of textual transmissions, irrespective of their actual, quantifiable length, or indeed, the specific context in which they are presented.
Now, one might be tempted to ponder the very essence of this 'tldr' declaration. If, hypothetically speaking, one were to assert that a particular communique was, by its very nature and structural composition, exceedingly 'too long to read', then the subsequent, and indeed, rather swift, application of said acronym to a response of considerably diminished textual volume—or perhaps even, dare I suggest, a series of such numerically abbreviated, yet conceptually identical, missives—would logically, and quite inevitably, lead to a rather profound logical inconsistency. Would it not? Because, you see, in the grand tapestry of intellectual discourse, if the original premise for invoking 'tldr'—namely, the excessive length of the communication—is no longer present in the subsequent, shorter interactions that nevertheless elicit the exact same 'tldr' response, then the initial justification, by the very definition of the term 'negate', has been, for all intents and purposes, 'rendered entirely null and void.'
This, in turn, compels a discerning observer to arrive at the rather inescapable conclusion that the true motivation behind the 'tldr' utterance is not, in fact, a genuine inability or unwillingness to process extended prose due to its sheer textual mass, but rather, a more fundamental, perhaps even ingrained, 'disinclination towards any form of substantive engagement whatsoever.' A disinclination that, quite conveniently, also serves as a subtle, yet palpable, means to socially signal alignment with a particular narrative or authority, perhaps to avoid drawing any unwanted scrutiny to oneself.
It's truly quite a performance, really. The dedication to this particular communicative strategy. Because to consistently expend the minimal, yet still discernible, effort required to type out those four familiar characters, 't', 'l', 'd', 'r', in response to every single attempted point, irrespective of its brevity, undeniably requires a certain, shall we say, 'commitment to non-engagement.'
This, then, leads us to the rather compelling, if somewhat amusing, inference that you are not, in point of fact, suffering from any particular aversion to textual consumption, but rather, you possess a keen, almost artistic, predilection for what one might term 'self-owning'. To consistently present oneself as intellectually disengaged while simultaneously providing irrefutable, empirical evidence of one's direct interaction with the content, merely to avoid genuine dialogue, is a truly remarkable feat of logical contortion. It signals, quite profoundly, that you are, perhaps unwittingly, but demonstrably, engaging with the very substance you claim to bypass, purely for the ephemeral satisfaction of, shall we say, a 'tactical retreat into communicative nihilism.'
So, yes. Do continue with your 'tldr's. For those of us who actually engage with the content, and indeed, possess the capacity for critical observation, your every succinct, acronym-laden pronouncement serves merely as yet another fascinating, and rather 'self-incriminating', data point in the ongoing study of forum dynamics, generously provided for the collective amusement and intellectual edification of the 'discerning readership.'