the best not coming to work call ever

[vetusvir]

[SIZE=22pt]A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that
She is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my ass coming into work today."[/SIZE]

 

[Kratos]

In wondering if that had anything to do with ANAL THRUST!