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Your Duck is Dead--

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary

surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled

out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly

said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."

The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet..

"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you

haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might

just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room.

He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador

Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement,

the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the

examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom.

He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the

room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat

jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from

head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head,

meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I

said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and

produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.

The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she

cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!" The vet shrugged,

"I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would

have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan,

it's now $150."
 
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