this is so redneck

[vetusvir]

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and

cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic, and

since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The

delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem

for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.

 

The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic.

After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass ... and as the

priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, 'You were born a Baptist,

and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.'

 

Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and

the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest

was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's

yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched

in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water

which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: 'You wuz

born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish.'

 

[Kratos]

Dam loop holes lol