At some point in a guy's life...
It comes down to this.
Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for
many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Bill's
wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Bill's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can
they do.Two days later the three get to the camping site
only to find Bill sitting there with a tent set up,Firewood
gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.
"Shit Bill, how long you been here, and how did you talk
your missus into letting you go?" "Well, I've been here
since yesterday evening. I was sitting in my chair and my
wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes
and said, "Guess who?" I pulled her hands off, and she
was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took
my hand and pulled me to our bedroom.The room had
candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had
handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her
to the bed, and I did. And then she said,
"Do whatever you want."
So, Here I am. You guys want a beer?
It comes down to this.
Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for
many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Bill's
wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Bill's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can
they do.Two days later the three get to the camping site
only to find Bill sitting there with a tent set up,Firewood
gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.
"Shit Bill, how long you been here, and how did you talk
your missus into letting you go?" "Well, I've been here
since yesterday evening. I was sitting in my chair and my
wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes
and said, "Guess who?" I pulled her hands off, and she
was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took
my hand and pulled me to our bedroom.The room had
candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had
handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her
to the bed, and I did. And then she said,
"Do whatever you want."
So, Here I am. You guys want a beer?