ARKANSAS FERTILITY
Q: WHY ARE THERE NO FERTILITY CLINICS IN ARKANSAS?
A: SOONER OR LATER, THEY FIND A POTENT COUSIN
ASHES TO ASHES
A MAN DIES, AND HIS WIFE GETS HIM CREMATED. SHE TAKES THE ASHES HOME AND STARTS TALKING TO THEM.
"YOU KNOW THAT FUR COAT YOU PROMISED ME? I BOUGHT...