HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a second hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine..
3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Bubba,
Mama, Duke, Slim, & me went to the store for more beer and ammo . Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the dogs; they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up bad (He don’t know much about pit bulls). I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house for now.
Better wait outside. Be right back.
"Cooter"
1. Go to a second hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine..
3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Bubba,
Mama, Duke, Slim, & me went to the store for more beer and ammo . Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the dogs; they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up bad (He don’t know much about pit bulls). I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house for now.
Better wait outside. Be right back.
"Cooter"
