Chester and Earl are going duck hunting.
Chester says to Earl, "I'll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond.
If there aren't any ducks out there, I'm not going hunting."
So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog comes back and barks twice.
Chester says, "Well I'm not going to go out. He only saw two ducks out there."
Earl says, "You're going to take the dog's barks for the truth?"
Earl doesn't believe it, so he goes to look for himself.
When he gets back he says, "I don't believe it. There really are
only two ducks out there! Where did you get that dog"?
Chester says, "Well, I got him from the breeder up the road. If you want one, you
can get one from him".
So Earl goes to the breeder and says he wants a dog like the one his
friend Chester has. The breeder obliges, and Earl brings the dog home,
tells it to go out and look for ducks.
Minutes later the dog returns with a stick in its mouth and starts
humping Earl's leg. Outraged, Earl takes the dog back to the breeder
and says,"This dog is a RETARD. I want my money back!"
The breeder asks Earl what the dog did. So Earl tells him that when he sent the
dog out to look for ducks, it came back with a stick in its mouth and
started humping his leg. The breeder says, "Earl, dogs can't talk....
He was trying to tell you there are more f*cking ducks out there than you
can shake a stick at.
Chester says to Earl, "I'll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond.
If there aren't any ducks out there, I'm not going hunting."
So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog comes back and barks twice.
Chester says, "Well I'm not going to go out. He only saw two ducks out there."
Earl says, "You're going to take the dog's barks for the truth?"
Earl doesn't believe it, so he goes to look for himself.
When he gets back he says, "I don't believe it. There really are
only two ducks out there! Where did you get that dog"?
Chester says, "Well, I got him from the breeder up the road. If you want one, you
can get one from him".
So Earl goes to the breeder and says he wants a dog like the one his
friend Chester has. The breeder obliges, and Earl brings the dog home,
tells it to go out and look for ducks.
Minutes later the dog returns with a stick in its mouth and starts
humping Earl's leg. Outraged, Earl takes the dog back to the breeder
and says,"This dog is a RETARD. I want my money back!"
The breeder asks Earl what the dog did. So Earl tells him that when he sent the
dog out to look for ducks, it came back with a stick in its mouth and
started humping his leg. The breeder says, "Earl, dogs can't talk....
He was trying to tell you there are more f*cking ducks out there than you
can shake a stick at.