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Chester and Earl are going duck hunting. 

Chester says  to Earl, "I'll send my dog out to see if there are  any ducks out in the pond. 
If there aren't any ducks out  there,  I'm not going hunting."

So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog comes back and  barks twice. 
Chester says,  "Well I'm not going to go out. He only saw  two ducks out  there."

Earl says, "You're going to take the dog's  barks for the truth?" 
Earl doesn't believe it, so he  goes to look for himself.

When he gets back he says, "I don't believe  it. There really are 
only two ducks out there!  Where  did you get that dog"? 
Chester says, "Well, I got him from  the breeder up the road. If you want one, you 
can get one  from him". 

So Earl goes to the breeder and  says he wants a dog like the one his
friend Chester has. The breeder obliges, and Earl  brings the dog home, 
tells it to go out and look for ducks.

Minutes later the dog returns with a stick in its mouth and starts 
humping Earl's leg.  Outraged, Earl takes the dog  back to the breeder 
and says,"This dog is a RETARD. I want  my money back!"   

The breeder asks Earl what the  dog did. So Earl tells him that when he sent the 
dog out to  look for ducks, it came back with a stick in its mouth  and 
started  humping his leg. The  breeder says, "Earl, dogs can't talk....  
He was  trying to tell you there are more f*cking ducks out there than you 
can  shake a stick  at.


 
 
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