Jokes on Y'all: I Think I'm a Bunny
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That was cute.
Is this Matilda 2?
How much did this cost US taxpayers?
Sure does look like Mara Wilson, doesn't she?
I am certain there was a study by the EPA to see if purple bunnies were protected species. $1.5bn
Then there was the study to see if @ithinkimabunny requires a government subsidy because he/she identifies as a bunny and we need to make sure that no one discriminates against people who identify as bunnies. $4bn
After that the Department of Justice had to investigate to make certain that no purple bunnies, purple monsters, or little girls were hurt in the course of producing this video. $2bn
Another part of the Department of Justice simultaneously embarked on a preemptive coverup to silence the little girl and her family just in case she'd been trafficked by Jeffery Epstein and Ghislane Maxwell to any prominent political figures like Bill Clinton. $7bn
The Department of Defense had to see if purple monsters could be weaponized. $12bn
Joe Biden had to get his 10% cut plus a piece of the action. $1bn
A conspiracy was then launched to blame oppression of purple monsters on Donald Trump. $1bn
1.5bn
4bn
2bn
7bn
12bn
1bn
1bn
Total Cost: $256bn because Congressional math.
Tell me you work from home without telling me you work from home.
Can I get some of that Congressional math on my IQ and penis size please?
Alexa, what's 500% more than zero?I've decided that I like you 500% more than I did last week.
Here ya go:
Congress says your IQ is above average...just like everyone else.
I'm not addressing the other topic!
I woke up at 2am this morning with "I think I'm a bunny" and "No, you're a monster!" running on an endless loop in my head!
It's fucking infectious. I've had worse ear worms though.
try bryan adams - summer of 69 repeatedly playing in your head all day. it will drive you mad.
That shit happened to me actually, those were the best days of my life...
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