Jokes on Y'all: I Think I'm a Bunny

How much did this cost US taxpayers?

I am certain there was a study by the EPA to see if purple bunnies were protected species. $1.5bn

Then there was the study to see if @ithinkimabunny requires a government subsidy because he/she identifies as a bunny and we need to make sure that no one discriminates against people who identify as bunnies. $4bn

After that the Department of Justice had to investigate to make certain that no purple bunnies, purple monsters, or little girls were hurt in the course of producing this video. $2bn

Another part of the Department of Justice simultaneously embarked on a preemptive coverup to silence the little girl and her family just in case she'd been trafficked by Jeffery Epstein and Ghislane Maxwell to any prominent political figures like Bill Clinton. $7bn

The Department of Defense had to see if purple monsters could be weaponized. $12bn

Joe Biden had to get his 10% cut plus a piece of the action. $1bn

A conspiracy was then launched to blame oppression of purple monsters on Donald Trump. $1bn

1.5bn
4bn
2bn
7bn
12bn
1bn
1bn


Total Cost: $256bn because Congressional math.
 
I am certain there was a study by the EPA to see if purple bunnies were protected species. $1.5bn

Then there was the study to see if @ithinkimabunny requires a government subsidy because he/she identifies as a bunny and we need to make sure that no one discriminates against people who identify as bunnies. $4bn

After that the Department of Justice had to investigate to make certain that no purple bunnies, purple monsters, or little girls were hurt in the course of producing this video. $2bn

Another part of the Department of Justice simultaneously embarked on a preemptive coverup to silence the little girl and her family just in case she'd been trafficked by Jeffery Epstein and Ghislane Maxwell to any prominent political figures like Bill Clinton. $7bn

The Department of Defense had to see if purple monsters could be weaponized. $12bn

Joe Biden had to get his 10% cut plus a piece of the action. $1bn

A conspiracy was then launched to blame oppression of purple monsters on Donald Trump. $1bn

1.5bn
4bn
2bn
7bn
12bn
1bn
1bn


Total Cost: $256bn because Congressional math.
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