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Arkansas

A guy from Arkansas passed away and left his entire estate to his
beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
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How can you tell if a Arkansas redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas
to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Arkansas?
Documentaries.
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Where was the toothbrush invented? Arkansas. If it had been invented
anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.
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An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to the
driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout whut?"
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Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery? (Come'on this
is funny!) The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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The governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down! Yep Pert near took out
the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too.  Both books -
poof! up in flames, and they hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
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A new law was recently passed in Arkansas . . . When a couple gets
divorced they are STILL cousins.
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At the scene of the accident a trooper asked the Arkansas driver what
gear he was in at the moment of impact. He replied, "tractor hat and
camouflage hunting outfit."
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Folks in Arkansas now go to movies in groups of 18.
They were told "17 and under are not admitted".
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An Arkansas man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant
and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!" "Is this her first
child?" the doctor asked. "No ya dummy" the man shouted, "This is her
husband!"
 
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