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What Moses Said…..

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel,

"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead

you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,

"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel,

this is the Promised Land."

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised

the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the

economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds,

etc....I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan .

I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could

drive a truck......

Folks, we're screwed ...