What Moses Said…..
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel,
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead
you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel,
this is the Promised Land."
Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised
the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the
economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds,
etc....I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could
drive a truck......
Folks, we're screwed ...
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel,
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead
you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel,
this is the Promised Land."
Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised
the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the
economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds,
etc....I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could
drive a truck......
Folks, we're screwed ...