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    Complaint Handled Complaint from not_good_english about player conorv2

    Edit again since he keeps replying - please ask for the full video, prior to this. Him killing me in spawn, over and over.
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    Complaint Handled Complaint from not_good_english about player conorv2

    Edit again after his reply - he was mad he and his BB clan were eating ucavs all night. He came and teamkilled me in spawn. He "apologized". That is how all of this started, I've been playing on BZ #7 since the servers opened in roughly March 2020, see how many teamkills I have or reports I...
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    Complaint Handled Complaint from not_good_english about player conorv2

    Edit - and since apparently he records his gameplay and he admitted he teamkilled me right before that, may you please ask him to show that video too since it was an "accident". He clipped the video to first not show his intentional teamkill against me, and second, not to show I killed an enemy...
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    Complaint Handled Complaint from not_good_english about player conorv2

    Who are you reporting? conorv2 Date of incident Aug 4, 2022 Which server were you on? BZ # 7 Describe the incident I have been playing on BZ 7 since it started, never had any teamkill complaints. If you follow the video he made against me, right after I killed him I killed an enemy, and...
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    A mouse just walked into my room, started reading to me from a book of poetry, and then quietly...

    A mouse just walked into my room, started reading to me from a book of poetry, and then quietly scampered out before closing the door behind itself.
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    One time I got my doctor to give me xanax because I had to fly back home for a funeral. I forget...

    One time I got my doctor to give me xanax because I had to fly back home for a funeral. I forget about the funeral, took the xanax, and started chugging. I ended up buying a white coat at a local halloween store and went to the hospital and just started popping into patient rooms and telling...
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    When you and I are together, I feel really big. Big and veiny. Everyone else seems so little I...

    When you and I are together, I feel really big. Big and veiny. Everyone else seems so little I can't even see them anymore. So little they seem like dots in the middle of a sentence, out of place and out of time.
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    Free my g Criscocube

    200 calories per pastry, 2 pastries per pack, 24 packs per box, 150 boxes per pallet = 1.44 million calories of poptarts.
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    Free my g Criscocube

    I get banned for how I play (thanks TBG and most of North America), but Crisco gets banned because of who he is. He for one told me not to donate to Phil (gopostal) then invited me to come and join the fray in the thread here discussing his ban. That's what he doesn't get, he got a lot of...
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    I'm a loser rule breaker

    One time in middle school, me and some guy from the mentally disabled class had a challenge to see which one of us could hold our hand in the antbed the longest.
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    Itchy Balls

    Question why woman not need watch answer clock on stove.
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    Itchy Balls

    I had a few drinks and thought of some more: Lava Those leaves Wood Man would throw at you in Mega Man 2 My wife
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    Itchy Balls

    You are forgetting two obvious options: Fire Sith Lightning
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    Fluff muffin the new crisco.

    I'm sorry if my anachronisms are showing, I'll be out in the phone booth if anyone needs me.
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    Fluff muffin the new crisco.

    Let's do a WWF style loser leaves town match between the "New" crisco and the original crisco.
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