Last one to post...WINS!

Just copying and pasting the titles of some of my recently watched adult videos:

YOU disrespect my services, your pussy gets WRECKED​


Stepsis Doing Laundary but Stepbro Had other plans​


Mom Helps Son Impregnate Aunt Parts 1-4​


He fucks her instead of repairing her car​


Broken Marriage Can’t Be Fixed​


I was tired of fucking on a bed... i wanted to fuck in the sky.... so i rented a helicopter ....​

 
I'm trying to understand the science that says the people who are protected by the protection have to force the unprotected to get the protection that doesn't protect the protected from the unprotected.
 
Just an FYI...

<<< That motherfucker in my avatar isn't me. He's this goofy fucker who runs a state agency in California and the pic is so lame it's good!
 
Am I still winning this thing?
 
My trainer told me I have to "confuse" my body, so today I took antibiotics and probiotics at the same time. If you don't here from me ever again, that's the reason.
 
I've been watching episodes of Dog the Bounty Hunter lately. My aunt just died. Arnold Worldwide. Turd loaf bird both. I had a dream I was living on one of Saturn's moons, the catch was it was all water and there were giant squid there. I am 3000 years old and I've never been half this drunk.
 
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