jesus fucking christ its like a LSD trip in here.......groovy
remember folks.....bleaching your asshole is changing your ring tone........
i vote to change the term "boob sweat" to HUMIDITITTIES
the blood you donated could be in someone's boner
job offers now....."We need a virgin with 2 years of sex experience"
you can unscrew a light bulb but no one can unscrew your mom....
Uber eats......food $12.....service fee $4.....delivery fee $9......total $67.82....WTF?!?!?!?
back in my day panic buying was hearing last call at the bar....now we would steal the TP from the bar
who got denise richards and the daughter on onlyfans??? HAHAHAHA
romantic navels are just as unrealistic as porn....
someone said "30 years ago" and i thought of the early 80's.....they were fucking talking about 1994.....i need to lay down.....remember folks we are closer to 2050 then 1990....oh you old.....
remember your safe space should never be a outhouse at a chilly cook off........
man walks in to ER with something big on his balls.....Doctor.....how did this happen????.......well doc the name Dyson Ball Vacuum is a fucking lie!!!!!
i wonder if Benjamin Franklin is watching from the grave and seeing all these people shocking their nips?!?!?!?!?....that's not why i flew kits!!!
you should refer to testicles as "wonkas" only because they are between a willy and a chocolate factory......
HUMIDITITTIES WON.....i dont care about me.....
remember folks.....bleaching your asshole is changing your ring tone........
i vote to change the term "boob sweat" to HUMIDITITTIES
the blood you donated could be in someone's boner
job offers now....."We need a virgin with 2 years of sex experience"
you can unscrew a light bulb but no one can unscrew your mom....
Uber eats......food $12.....service fee $4.....delivery fee $9......total $67.82....WTF?!?!?!?
back in my day panic buying was hearing last call at the bar....now we would steal the TP from the bar
who got denise richards and the daughter on onlyfans??? HAHAHAHA
romantic navels are just as unrealistic as porn....
someone said "30 years ago" and i thought of the early 80's.....they were fucking talking about 1994.....i need to lay down.....remember folks we are closer to 2050 then 1990....oh you old.....
remember your safe space should never be a outhouse at a chilly cook off........
man walks in to ER with something big on his balls.....Doctor.....how did this happen????.......well doc the name Dyson Ball Vacuum is a fucking lie!!!!!
i wonder if Benjamin Franklin is watching from the grave and seeing all these people shocking their nips?!?!?!?!?....that's not why i flew kits!!!
you should refer to testicles as "wonkas" only because they are between a willy and a chocolate factory......
HUMIDITITTIES WON.....i dont care about me.....
