War with Russia will be great. Putin's military was laughable even before he destroyed it in Ukraine. I'm sure 90% of his nukes don't even work and the 10% that do can't hit shit anyway because the Soviets always had piss-poor missile guidance systems. Combined with the US's anti-ballistic missile technology the worst we might see are a few craters in middle-of-nowhere Montana and maybe a glancing blow to one of the Eastern Seaboard cities ; my money is on Yonkers, New York.
The destruction of Russia should have happened after the defeat of Germany in World War Two. We now have the opportunity to correct that mistake. The Euros need to pick up the slack and do some heavy lifting however because this will be another two-front war for the US. China certainly won't forsake this as its only opportunity to try ( and probably fail ) to seize Taiwan. Luckily Shinzo Abe did a lot to bulk up the Japanese military, and the South Koreans have been always been foaming at the mouth for a chance to retake the peninsula. If we are really lucky then India will sperg out and attack China too and then themselves get attacked by Pakistan, locking those two literal shitholes in a war of attrition where the winners of that war will be people calling Microsoft technical support and actually getting someone who speaks English for once. China has so many enemies around it that it might even be easier to deal with than Russia. Their only strength is their huge population.
I like the rest of the memes though.
